Oh, sweetheart, I'm flattered.

See, not many vampires can handle me, let alone humans, and I'm not quite sure you're up to the task. But I suppose if it means being able to be out and about in the world, I have no room to complain, right? Do me a favor, though; do let me speak with Ethan. He's such a delight, and I miss the man, even if he is an ass.

Yours,
Levi

You. Yes, you, girl.


No.

Do not make me repeat myself.

-Naoya

Watch me make a fool out of myself mcsteamysintern

( when i'm not with you i lose my mind )

M-Mundane..

Calm down, it's alright. I'm not even sure why you're trying to play me when you're so upset like this..

I prefer you to be me. It doesn't matter if she's more famous than you are.. Even if you got left behind.. You can make the best of it. I know, trust me. It's something you have to work at, again and again..

It's not easy to gain someone's trust back. It can take mere seconds to break it... And years upon years to gain it back. I know that sounds awful, but if you keep trying, it'll be worth it in the end.

Please believe me..

Sakura Haruno.

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Uh, mun?

You don't even like math. What are you doing trying to be me? Try picking up the bitch goddess. She suits you better.

--Dess

About time.

Took ya long enough
I'm glad you're finally considering me somewhere else again~ ♥

I get to see Ion and Natalia, even Florian~

I can't wait, you'll be okay~ Don't pass out on me now

Now you want to put me somewhere?

NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT! I FORBID IT!

I'm already a prisoner of my own body and not to mention also of your mind- I DON'T need to feel more entrapped than I already do!

[Growl implies that he will totally wreck mun's headspace if she dares.]

I know I'm supposed to be the depressing kid, but you're depressing me beyond belief.

Cut it out.

Seriously, go let that brat rot and focus on me more! Have you forgotten that I hate boredom?! Surely Lord Phantomhive can wait for his family for a bit longer. Let his son be such a bratty pet and his wife go be taken up by other men.

The game is not over between me and Battler. I have not forgotten that. I should finally make my appearance to him, shouldn't I? Really, that crazy idiot is taking up all of what I should be doing! Get to it, you worthless piece of furniture of a mun!

Mun/creator/whatever you wish to call yourself,

I'm grateful for this account and the chance to keep an eye out on the Director and his bat of a brother, but the username? Kinda silly when almost all of us have lost our bodies to the Corrupted.

So uh, maybe you could put my with my rather sexy nearly extinct jackal boss? You and I know he can't keep himself out of trouble. Especially if he's without his cigarettes and freaks of nature to kill. Promise I'll be good and not threaten to murder his girlfriend. This time. I swear, the dog had it coming. She stole him from me.

And maybe find happy faces. How can I sweep my dear director off his feet when I look grumpy?

...Fine, I'll be quiet, so stop giving me that look.

 Hey! Mun!

I appreciate the icons. Really. I do. I know that you have a lot of school work to do. Just because you aren't doing it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. But I understand. I am much more fun than Kant. And Shakespeare may be one of the greatest writers of all time, but you don't really need to read the opening scene of Hamlet a second time. Not when you have more important thing to be doing.

This city you speak of... Elegy City. It sounds far too gloomy. Though, I must say, they take the cake on throwing a Halloween party. That. Was spectacular. So. Let's get cracking on that application, shall we?

Forever yours,
Rick Castle

You know Miss Mundane...

They're just boots. I really don't understand why your friend had to make a picture of them, or why you insisted on using it. If you got rid of it you could use a different picture instead! You know, one that makes sense? Maybe one that actually shows my face?

Also I'm really not sure what to think of the name you gave me... I-- I mean I know I said it twice but...! I can't help but think it might make people actually assume that I am some uniform fetishist or something.

What? Boot fetishist....? Stop talking about my boots!

Waitwaitwaitwaitwait.

Zombies?

Like, rotting-flesh-eat-your-face-off stuff you see in Left 4 Dead or some shit?

...

Fucking sweet.

Hey...

You have a lot of work to do, so maybe it's meant to be that everyone is busy. It's supposed to help motivate you. I understand if you don't want to write that story after all, but... You haven't written anything in awhile. Since you have the day off tomorrow, if you're still free, maybe you can try it. It doesn't have to be a present. After all, you don't really know these people, so you shouldn't feel obligated to get them something.

Stop worrying that you "can't hear me". You can hear me fine. You're just worried that people being busy and not wanting to talk to you is because you're bad at playing us. Even if that were the case, it would be a mean thing to do and you shouldn't let it bother you.

We'll make some good friends sooner or later, right?

I'm not sure I like the ideas you have in store for me, and I know there's nowhere I can go until at least the middle of next year, even if things work out properly. But you can write those stories, if your 'muse' comes back. It might be better than playing against someone, since it's been a really hard search.

Ah... I guess I haven't spoken up in awhile. I'll do my best to keep order. Just go do your homework! It's a good thing I don't have two older brothers to look after...

Alphonse

Mel,

See? I told you that you'd be accepted! 

But...if you're so happy about it, then why are you letting this actor constantly bug me about what happened before I got to Wonderland?
It's not exactly funny, and I know that you probably don't mean to...but you're kinda letting fresh wounds re-open and rubbing a little salt in them too. It'd be nice if you stop it or something...or let me punch him in the face.

I don't say "Believe it", so why does he keep repeating that! It's stupid!

And he's going on and on about Sasuke like he was too smart, and that he's too good of a ninja and friend. What the hell is that supposed to mean? He was an idiot for thinking it was a good idea to leave in the first place! Especially to THAT guy!

And what kind of good friend leaves the people that care about him...?

...

I need some sleep. Please, just make this stop? I'm glad that you're happy we got accepted, but c'mon.

-Uzumaki Naruto

...Giant robots, huh? Giant robots.

Better than dead, but. Giant robots?

Don't let me get stepped on. That's where I'll draw the line. No getting stepped on.

You know I don't like to complain, right? Well, this time, I am. You put me on hiatus what, a month ago now? You should take me off hiatus and use me, or drop.

Those are the options. I'll give you a week to decide. Because, honestly, this is ridiculous and you know it.

You know... I'm almost glad I wasn't in on the action has others were.

But... but it doesn't make it any easier. I'm glad we found out about why we're here... but all those people...

And the zombies...

I think I am going to find a room in the medbay and just never come out. I... I need to think.

Please don't tell Billy, I really wanna be left alone.

You know mun , I am pretty stoked to get in game. Don't get me wrong, but what the hell are you doing?! Taking all my memories of my family from me?

Then hoping a Karin or Yuzu comes.....you sadistic fuck!!!

Do you realize what it would to my sisters to come there and find out I don't remember who they are.

So what if that could work into me getting my memories back as they tell me about it, the stupid thing will just take another one then!!

You can go to hell right about now, I have other memories you could have taken

That wouldn't hurt any of the people I care about.... It's not as if I haven't put them through enough without this being done

Mun-

I'd love to know why you're doing this to me. I got tired of talking to you awhile ago; let's not bring this bullshit up again. You've put me through more than enough bullshit for one lifetime, so leave me alone.

Bhh wh jhh jnnd!

{{But we just joined!}}

It's over a month and a half early, but I'm already wondering what we should get everyone for Christmas! Since the camp isn't set in 1999 and the world's not going to end here we'll be free to enjoy a holiday with our friends and not worry, right Inuki?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT TO SEE DECUS/LLOYD!?

Y-you're kidding, right!? Right!? If you want to see two Lloyds going at it don't bring me into it!!

Oh, Alice, why must people be so disgusting? don't they know I'm saving myself for you?

Listen up mun!

I know you were under a lot of stress when you wrote my application, so don't worry about it too much. It's short, but we'll see what happens right? If I don't get accepted you could just apply again, when you aren't busy writing a senior thesis. Or you could you know, leave me where I am. I'm not really thrilled at the idea of going to some weird, retro-America, especially with everything that's happening right now.

And I see you making those icons. Don't think just because you're making them that you can bribe anyone to be my canonmates at this weird place. People aren't that shallow. I think.

This is a terrible idea. Believe me, I know terrible ideas, I am one.

You know you're too busy to commit to anything right now. How many other apps are languishing on that hard drive of yours, missy? Don't get me wrong, I think you really need to get over this application phobia of yours, but c'mon. Say you find me a home. I mean. You know. Hypothetically. Because we both know that's impossible.

Because home is where the heart is... and you can't really leave your heart anywhere if you have to keep leaving because people start asking questions -- and never mind, this is getting very tangent-y. My point is, you'd just end up dropping right now. I know it. You know it. We should both avoid the heartache. It's irreponsible! Okay?

Plus, just think of all the terrible comics you'd have to read.

You figure things out and I'll be over here waiting for you to stop using that XXX shitty 'writer's block' excuse. So what if it was sudden? Things fucking change. You're going to have to post again eventually, you shit.

So just get it over with already, or you can go and eat shit and die for all I care. And for fuck's sake, don't worry about me. I don't need anyone's pity, least of all yours.

( ❀ )

I do thank you for this. It is a nice gesture that you wanted me to see them all again.

But you should understand, they have lifes besides me. Knowing they are doing fine it is enough for me.

Please, listen to me request and go to sleep.

Sincerely,
Cosmos.

Mun,

The jokes about my robot's name aren't funny.

Really.

Stop it already.

-Sara

Mundane.

As much as I am tempted to say something mean or sarcastic to you right now, after everything you have and will put me through... I am worried about you. It's not like you to suddenly feel so down.

... Look, you can do what you want with me, okay? I won't object to that plan of yours anymore. Just... just cheer up.